Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Yes, I Really Did Order The All-You-Can-Eat Rib Special
All over the news - the reporting of how angry the British royal family is over the pictures of a topless member of the family. While I would like to be sympathetic, I just can't help being a little practical here. If your new in-laws insist on the wearing of tights (we would call them panty hose, I believe) at all times, what made you even consider sunbathing topless? Now, anyone who knows me knows that I wish I had a picture or two of my body from back in the day when I had it. I mean, there are no immodest pictures of me anywhere, so I have no proof. So maybe in 30 years after having 3 or 4 kids, the young royal will take secret pleasure in the fact that everyone knows how great she once looked. Just saying. Bright-side and all.